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Appreciate me now and avoid the rush. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Better start rushing before the rush begins! — Ashleigh Brilliant
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available. — Ashleigh Brilliant
I'm going to spend the rest of my life in the future, and possibly even longer. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else? — Ashleigh Brilliant
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Most of my problems have no answer or else the answer is worse than the problem. — Ashleigh Brilliant
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. — Ashleigh Brilliant
My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Not only don't I know what tomorrow will bring, I'm still not entirely certain what yesterday brought. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them? — Ashleigh Brilliant
Some books make me want to go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. — Ashleigh Brilliant
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist. — Ashleigh Brilliant
The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination. — Ashleigh Brilliant
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips. — Ashleigh Brilliant
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person. — Ashleigh Brilliant
Without me there could be no everybody. — Ashleigh Brilliant